May 2013
one-hamburger:
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
vivalaausten:
greydelisle:
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
internetexplorers:
mayameows:
internetexplorers:
i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them
I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
foxnewsofficial:
weeklycrime:
what you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?
recycle it
justfeedmepizza:
derekthereindeer:
why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
southeasternprep:
zillatamer:
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
