one-hamburger: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
internetexplorers: mayameows: internetexplorers: i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
foxnewsofficial: weeklycrime: what you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk? recycle it
justfeedmepizza: derekthereindeer: why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
southeasternprep: zillatamer: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...